OfficialWOD1: The Nottingham Forest fan winding up our lot with his fake rivalry has been excellent. Especially because there are so many clowns in our fan base who take themselves far too seriously and can't take a joke RECAP PSG vs Newcastle - Champions League - Live score, team news and updates as Kylian Mbappe slots home injury-time penalty to deny Toon famous and vital win as Tino Livramento is harshly penalised for handball Wolves star Mario Lemina says 'I GIVE UP' while Matheus Cunha insists 'we are tired of hearing excuses'... after referee Michael Salisbury admitted he 'got it wrong' in Fulham defeat

In the same league, he has never failed to reach the 79-point mark, and nobody has won more manager of the month awards in the Championship. He broke long-standing club records at Nottingham Forest, Derby and Preston, the three sides he has managed in England. Red Bull drivers to don Elvis Presley-inspired race suits for the Las Vegas Grand Prix... even though furious star driver Max Verstappen called the race '99% show, 1% sporting event' Applewood: A real English treasure. Made in the West Country from British cheddar and has a delicate smoky flavour and a lovely smooth texture, all finished with a dusting of paprika for good measure. We can blame Nathan Tyson for this one – though there are people at Forest who still argue to this day there is a crucial difference between someone waving a corner flag as he runs past the away end and someone doing it directly at the away supporters. Last-minute Movember? Mason Mount sports a new-look moustache as he arrives at Man United's training ground ahead of Everton clashHarry Kane breaks MORE records as he scores again and nets his EIGHTEENTH goal of the season in Bayern Munich's 1-0 win against Cologne But a scramble in the box in the 96th minute eventually saw the ball cross the line, the final touch coming off Brentford defender Jorgensen. PSG are SLAMMED by L'Equipe after they needed a contentious late penalty to draw with Newcastle as Kylian... Former Premier League and England defender RETIRES at the age of 41... as he decides to call it a day after failing to find a new club following his release by Stoke at the end of last season

The only thing we can blame ourselves for is the opportunity Graeme Shinnie had. Of course he wants to score it, but that's a key moment in the game. If he scores the second goal, I'm sure we're going to win it.How to anger lord of the rings fans? When you're watching The Two Towers and the ents are marching, shout "RUN, FOREST! RUN!" johnbethell9: Sorry but Bournemouth already claimed this rivalry on there previous brief visit to the top tier

Man City unveil tribute to club legends Colin Bell, Francis Lee and Mike Summerbee... with bronze statue hailed as 'truly special' for the players and the families Trying to time each swing, he realizes this simply doesn't work. Later in the day, he sees the old man again, comes up to him, and asks, "I tried to time my swings, but it does no more than just chopping normally. How do you do it?" Former Wimbledon finalist David Nalbandian 'confesses to filming his model ex-girlfriend when she was naked with secret camera at their flat' Now FISHING bans transgender anglers from competing for England Women - after half the team quit in a protest over male-born team-mate's call-upThe City Ground celebrations were underway on Wednesday when it was announced that groundsman Steve Welch and his team had won the National Groundsman of the Year award. They beat off competition from the other divisional winners - Arsenal, Reading and Macclesfield at a FA lunch in Windsor. Steve said: 'I came here from Leicester because I knew I'd have an easy job here. There's so much shoite out there on Saturday afternoons the pitch takes care of itself.'

Tottenham hit with crushing blow as Rodrigo Bentancur faces TWO MONTHS on the sidelines with ankle ligament damage caused by Matty Cash's lunge... having only recently recovered from a serious knee injury Anyway, it's a crisp January afternoon … Derby are on their way to a scrappy 1-0 win when the two sides became embroiled in one of the shoving matches for which this fixture has become synonymous in recent years. It takes place by the dugouts and Davies goes in to try to pull his players away. Clough also heads into the scrum, just behind Davies, and with so many bodies around it isn't particularly easy to see precisely what happens next. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? They later added: "Why? Why the hell not. I have decided to manufacture this rivalry for no other reason that it feels right. I mean, look at them, in their silly striped shirts. I honestly hate them already and I only created this rivalry a few minutes ago." As a long-standing dieter cheese can be a big no as once you start it can be hard to stop. This is where the calendar comes into its own.

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Former Barcelona starMarc Bartra and model girlfriendJessica Goicoechea star onLatin Grammy Awards red carpet prior to the ceremony REVEALED: Pep Guardiola crowned football's most influential manager above Jurgen Klopp ahead of Man City's match against Liverpool Cooper said: "I didn't see the second half coming. I thought we were very good in the first half, and good for the two-goal lead.