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After they had exchanged their stories, the woman announced, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."OK," said the Master. "I wish that at our next Stated Meeting all the old PMs would just get along and not cause any trouble, not have to tell us how they did it their year, not complain about the ritual, not put down the current officers ... just sit on the sidelines and behave!" Arnold: Well you see I'm a very intelligent person and I'm thinking of the intellectual response to that question not the umm, comical one. OK, I'll give you the comical response now. I went to see that Pavarotti last week and he was a right miserable git. He doesn't like it when you join in. The difference between a Masonic ritualist and a middle eastern terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist! Corforus apostate itmornin=I would like you to call upon my person at half past the hour of eight in the morn

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