Valentine's Day is the perfect opportunity to show your partner or the special person in your life just how much you love them. Well Patrick, what can I say, you are the one that kiss and tell, I never ever ever told anybody how a naughty boy you are. Sinister, vengeful, dirty and sex obsessed are just a few of the epithets that could be applied to the poems; romantic they are most certainly not. Valentine’s cards are meant to help you express how you feel to your partner – but what if your feelings aren’t entirely pure?

It's something a little different than the usual chocolate and flowers, and is guaranteed to raise a smile – whether it's a wry chuckle at your X-rated limerick, or a sly wink as your partner grabs your hand and leads you upstairs. Please feel free to substitute herpes with syphilis, chlamydia or another type of STD, if it is more appropriate. The best part is that all of these are free to do, so a dirty poem could be a great gift option if you're a little strapped for cash this year. Definitely rude and definitely loving, but if she doesn't appreciate your sense of humor, don't expect her to appreciate it too much.Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places. If you’ve been watching my Twitpic updates lately, you most probably have inferred that I am sick, and have been, for over a week now. The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day…but if you want something sweet, then I’m right here. Try our homemade Valentine's card designs here, or to make things easier, choose one of these printable Valentine's cards.

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