He then informed me that he had taken a shot at something he saw moving in the trees… and it turned out to be a human being.

My domain of expertise lies in advising CEOs on how to scale and grow their business-I have clients all over the globe giving me exposure to a broad set of market and business conditions but also plenty of 'lingo' to draw from! However, after co-writing this book, I finally realised one thing-I had barely even seen the 'tip of the iceberg' . As well as this there were tales of his dog being resurrected after a chocolate suicide, a mystery best friend that needed a hip operation so Wasp Eye doesn’t have to carry him any more, and one of his chickens learning how to open the coop from the inside and ‘taking itself for a walk’.Todd Davis, who has a frightening, manipulative, and dangerous ex-girlfriend from a relationship fourteen years earlier. He’s a misogynistic pig and I’d cheerfully fire anyone like him in my organization, but you can’t help but laugh at the nonsense he spews.

What I can't understand is my friend has done well for herself house car good job ECT all by herself but he was bragging about so much but without my friend he would have nothing. He wasn’t the best footballer, it has to be said, but apparently they were “desperate to sign him” but he had to say no, as it would have affected his school work. My friend was the gullible type generally, he swore blind he'd seen The Goonies 2 even though no such film was ever produced. A person lacking something so substantial in their lives that they feel the compulsion to invent excitement and enrichment to fill their days in the form of total and utter bullshit. Unfortunately the friend didn’t go round in the end but I like to think that the bullshitter spent that entire Saturday night hiding out in his bedroom cupboard listening for keys in the door.Keith was undersized, skinny and had hair like Billy Whizz, and one of his regular bits of bullshit was about his life when he joined the Marines, and how he got thrown out of the Green Berets for being ‘too hard’. Was rather surprised when he introduced me to a pasty-faced 5ft brummie simpleton as his dad at his 16th birthday party. Nothing particularly wrong with either of these scenarios, and the lie isn’t terrible – a conversation is just that; a conversation – but the latter would probably result in less probing questions from a partner, friend or colleague! I played a little game where I added up how much money per chapter I could get from the lawsuit I would file against Billy and his bosses for harassment. An individual who finds it impossible not to lie or fabricate a false story or experience at almost every opportunity they have to open their mouth.

It’s a clever way of distancing yourself from anything that could get you into trouble – safety in numbers and all that – and sharing the blame with other people. Also apparently been banned from North Korea, shot, worked as a professional martial artist-cum-dancer in a club blah blah blah.Funnily enough it only took about five minutes of Googling ‘South Africa’ to find identical copies of these pictures on the internet. Last day of term came and he claimed to have a back injury and let us watch The Neverending Story instead.