The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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in some cases chants are obviously unacceptable and shouldn’t be tolerated, including racist songs, sexist songs towards females in attendance, those that are directly offensive to individuals, or a controversial political statement. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. A thief has broken into Newcastle United's trophy room where their precious MFI made trophy cabinet proudly stands.

He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father? The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. Geordie went to the Doctors with a sore bottom and the Doctor suggested that he get his wife to insert a suppository every night ! It is important to note as well, that the majority of those singing the songs are just kids, or at the very least, young adults. For the record too, Newcastle fans have done so much for charity, especially in terms of the amazing work that goes on by NUFC FoodBank, and the fundraising, via Gallowgate Flags, that goes to the beneficiaries.And Graham Carr should retire and spend the rest of his days watching Billingham Sinfonia in the hopes of finding the next crop of superstars for the French teams who’ve taken our money. An evil genie captured an Newcastle United Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice.

When his mate met him at the airport in Africa after his holiday, he was wheeled off the plane with no legs ! Bob Moncur should fall on his sword NOW and admit his backing for McClaren was wrong, and propping up Lee Charnley’s ailing board was worse.After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the barman relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

But I’m not a mackem” said the saviour - “Oh,” says the journalist “Smoggie saves mate from dog” - “But I’m not a Smoggie” says the lad. Until it occurred to me -- maybe "Newcastle" in this anecdote was Newcastle-under-Lyme, located about an hour from Liverpool and more or less on the way to/from London! To celebrate Newcastle's lucky escape last season, the club decided to take the team out for a meal in a posh restaurant.Well, the Beatles in their early career were said to have had days when they drove from Liverpool to London to do a recording session, then drove to Newcastle to play a show that night, then drove back to Liverpool and got up the next morning to do a similar routine.

Geordie was most unhappy at the prospect of a camel, but after a few weeks, in desperation, he went round the back with a pair of stepladders and was intending making love to a camel. Paul the players I have are crap man have you got any training tips I can try, something dead simple’. Sunderland attack from the kick-off and their first goal attempt is cleared off the line for a corner.We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up on terraces or in the pub after a game and a few beers. On the way back she drove the car into the first available layby, undid his zipper and proceeded to perform an erotic act on him. He also noticed that one of the workers was using his false teeth to seal and make patterns around the edges of the pies.

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